Flirting with Officer
Propagandas are been made by the enemies of state that Indian Army in indulged in genocide in J & K , which is not true.Indian Army is here to protect the people of India , not to kill them. I always have great respect for our soldiers, our Army Men but at the same time I used feel that they would be very much disciplined, serious and deadly unromantic :)
But a few days back, got opportunity to chat with an Army Lieutenant officer, a little chit chat and something interesting
After a small intro I said lets play a game and you think me as your gal and proceed:
| 18 minutes |
Sanjeet: Kya kar rahi ho ??
me: chatng wid u n sitng n thinking
Sanjeet: Of ?? Thinking of ??
me: thinking of u in ccd
:P
Sanjeet: Aah..
So can v go out somewhere ?? U n me.. At a hill top..
me: tht wud b awsome
Sanjeet: Having fog in the afternoon..
Then as the sun sets, the fog vanishes..
U n me at the hill top.. With lights v can see all around in the plains..
Kool breeze..
me: wao , nvr thot an army can hv thz imaginatns
Sanjeet: With the scent and aroma of ur hairs..
U n me .. Accross the round table.. Having d.. naa, 2 roses..
me: u thnking al thz ar jst copying??
:)
Sanjeet: And a candle lit with a dim light..
me: impressed :)
Sanjeet: Dumbo m thinkiing, visualizing n then writting.. Now.. step next..
me: oh next step also?? carry on
Sanjeet: Me taking that 1 rose and giving it 2 u..
U placing it on ur hairs abd adding scent 2 the aroma..
Then..... U wish u see the city lights of the city downhill..
me: aaha
Sanjeet: We get up and go to the view point .. Hand in hand.
me: Mmm
Sanjeet: U looking at the city lights..
Me holding u firmly by ur waist..
me: really?? can u?
Sanjeet: U leaning ur head on my shoulder..
I looking at u while u were seeing the city lights.. U r happy 2 see the lights..
I am happy 2 see u happy..
me: :)
Sanjeet: So ?? Chalen ??
me: bilkul. ek doubt hn?
Sanjeet: Yes..
Go ahead u doubtful case..
me: hehehe.. can u seriously hold anybdys waist so gently d way u said
Sanjeet: Y can't I ??
Ki korchish tummi ??
me: ki korchis tui, samjhe swthrt..
Sanjeet: Aami tumi daakchish..
me: wat?
Sanjeet: Hum aapko bula rahe hain aur aap bhag gaye..
Iska matlab..Samjhi sweetheart !!
me: aami tomake dakchilam aar tumi chole gele
Sanjeet: Galat..
me: ye hota hain .. swthrt i think u frgt am a bengali
Sanjeet: Sahi wahi jo hum chahen..
me: aese kese??;)
Sanjeet: Yeh rule hai.. samjhi swt hrt ??
me: hmm.. n wo kyu??
Sanjeet: Maths mein rules hote hain naa..
me: i mean thr has to be som reason to folow rules
Sanjeet: Kabhi poocha wo kyun .. bass ..
me: hmm.. so mats se sab darte b hn, shud i hv 2 fear frm u ?
Sanjeet: Maine to jab jab apni maths teacher se poocha ki wo kyun usne bola "zyaada dimag mat lagao, bas ratt lo" !!
me: hahahaha
Sanjeet: ab doubt to poocho ??
me: mere maths teacher mujhe hamesha sply samjhate the
:)
fir b maths me kam marks aate the thts diff
:P
Sanjeet: Wah.. dekha, I have a logic 2 call u "dumbo" ..
Ha ha ha ha ha
me: i never said am not
:)
Sanjeet: I luv dumb grls.. Zyada dimag nai lagati, so m nvr stopped..
:-p
me: aww baby. n i luv smarties
mujhe dimag lagane ki jarurat ni pdti
Sanjeet: Wow..
me: :)
Sanjeet: That gives me another reason 2 call u 4 a date..
Ab doubt to poocho ??
me: pucha toh tha
Sanjeet: Kya ???????
me: i think tum dusro ka reply jyada pdte nhi sirf khud ki bat keh lete ho.. so like army :P
Sanjeet: Maine poocha tha ki tum itni motti ho kya ??
I am an Army Officer..
me: main toh bhhhhhhttttt moti hu
i kno tht
Sanjeet: No Doubts !!
;-)
Oh really ??
Whts ur waist ??
me: bt army minds so mch doubtful may b thy r trained like ths
Sanjeet: Doubtful like ??
me: everythng.. ok leave tht, v wre on date
Sanjeet: Example ??
Ur waist size first..
??
me: oye ths shud nt b askd to any gal cmon
Sanjeet: Asli wala.. God Promise ki jhooth nai bol rahi type..
Ab batao ..
How much ??
Aah.. I can always ask it to "my Girl"..
;-)
N guess wht, she won't mind telling me that..
me: hehehe. hasna mat else wil break yr teth
gals dnt hv mind sweety
Sanjeet: Okay..
Sanjeet: ,,
??
????
me: wts ths?
what?
Sanjeet: Kya karun, awaz hi band ho gayi meri toh..
me: hahahaha bichare
Sanjeet: Koi naa, I'll handle..
Sanjeet: Okay..
Abhi kya kar rahi ho ??
Ryt now..
me: chatting wid u n blogging
me: u mad or wat
Sanjeet: Yes.. crazt
Crazy........
;-)
me: am @ shop. n also am nt model to carry on wid thz poses
Sanjeet: Yaar don't give this crap 2 me.. pics koi b khichwa sakti hai..
Now do it ryt now..
M waiting..
me: relax officer, am nt a gf type of pictrs
Sanjeet: In the meantime, send me ur blog pics..
Soooooon ..
Whatever, I never cared n really don't care abt looks..
me: as if i dnt kno u
Sanjeet: Com on now..
Sanjeet: U doing this 4 me or not ?? Naa u mail me ur pics..
Blogs chalana nahi aata
Anpadh hun..
me: jst click on ths link
Sanjeet: Tabhi fauj mein aaya hun..
Naah.. just mail me..
me: thrs a slide show usme mere n mere frends k pictrs hn
Sanjeet: M not a computer savy.. tabhi commando officer hun..
Sirf dimag band karke kaam karta hun..
Try swt hrt.
me: ok
:(
Sanjeet: Acha also gimme ur num..
Jaldi.....
isko dekho
Sanjeet: Agn..
Yaar mail kardo naa plzz..
me: itne ek sath mail ni kr skte
sirf is link ko click karo
thts it
Sanjeet: K
Kafi boy frnds hain aapke..
me: u chkd tht?
Sanjeet: Yes.. I knw m fast.. ;-)
me: aha
u r smart :)
Sanjeet: Acha u r in kolkotta ??
me: yup
n u? rajsthan basicly?
Sanjeet: On road ryt now..
me: ??
Sanjeet: Yeah 4m Punjab..
me: ohk
Sanjeet: ?? Matlab ???
me: i thot rajput type
Sanjeet: Nai ji wo aapka koi aur bf hoga..
me: hehehe.. shayad
Sanjeet: Hmmmm
me: so apne lie gf dhundlo
sadko pr kab tak chalte rahoge akele?
Sanjeet: akele kahan hain ??
Ik driver hai, T suitcase hain 3..
me: kaha ja rahe ho?
Sanjeet: 25 lts petrol hai..
1 spare tyre hai..
Akele kahan hain hum ??
Yaar war game hai.. M leading my troops in my convoy to bariely..
Sanjeet: Jaise hi abhi neeche aa rahe hain, garmi lag rahi hai yaar..
Sanjeet: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
me: wat kinda gals u like?
Sanjeet: I luv dumb grls..
;-)
me: :) yea?? thnx
So busy schedule?
Sanjeet: Yeah.. Military commitments..
U knw m married now..
me: gr8. congratulations :)
kab ki?
Sanjeet: WEDDED TO THE OLIVE GREEN !!
me: ?
Sanjeet: Jis pal maine isse pehna.. My uniform !!
me: lolzzz
Sanjeet: ;-)
me: aesa?
Sanjeet: Joke ??
me: ?
Sanjeet: Yeah.. u ppl can laugh..
:-(
..
..
me: thts why u uys r diff frm civilians
guys
Sanjeet: U feel v r fools thinking all this, but actually v r not..
me: who says u r fools
yes civilians @ tyms do hate armies bt thts diff
but hate n fool are diff
Sanjeet: It really takes a lot 2 stand at a hilltop snowclad and covered with ice throughout the year..
Ur road routes get jammed at times..
Supplies stop..
No ration..
me: i know tht
and cn understnd also
trust me
sabse jyada respct armies ko di jati hn dont u kno tht... itne sentimnts toh afs n navies k lie b ni hote
Sanjeet: Still u have 2 b alert and look through ur gun sighrt so that the enemy cannot advance..
U know y ??
me: tell me
Sanjeet: Just so that u ppl can laugh n smile..
Even if it cost our lives..
But u'll not n nvr understand..
Aah.. educated lot !!
Anyways !!
me: i kno it because
n may b thts y i used to hate army
bt now nt...
Sanjeet: U knw at times u have 2 give ur blankets 2 ur troops..
Ur bottle of water..
Ur slice of bread..
Ur share of chappati..
Just 2 make him comfortable..
me: one question?
Sanjeet: But u cannot complain..
Bcoz u r an officer and is born 2 lead..
Born 2 survive..
me: gr8
Sanjeet: And born 2 WIN !!
Hanji poocho ??
me: is anyone of yr family is in defense?
Sanjeet: Nothing grt yaar, its what a duty of an officer demands..
me: gr8 ws fr respct
Sanjeet: And if u don't give it, it will snatch it forcefully.. coz its ur responsibility..
Yeah.. my father is in IAF..
me: thn hw u decide to b in army?
Sanjeet: I love this life !!
me: frm early days of yr life
i mean vn u were in college?
Sanjeet: Yes..
me: ohhk
Sanjeet: That's y I took ncc army wing..
me: Mmm.. wese of which regimnt u r?
Sanjeet: Q ??
Jaasoosi ??
Ha ha ha ha ha
me: yup :)
koi prob hn?
:-/
Sanjeet: Para
Na naa..
As long as u r dumb, I have an advantage.. ;-)
me: hehehe really n how?
Sanjeet: So ??
Chalen ??
me: nvr heard para as regimnt?? jo b hn
kaha chalen?
Sanjeet: Its Para Commando baby..
me: ok
:)
Sanjeet: The Parachute Regiment..
me: ok. armies k shortform mujhe pata ni hn...
Sanjeet: Hmmmm
So ??
Challen ??
me: maine mana kab mana kia hn
Sanjeet: Toh fer resume..So u looking at the city lights..
me: ok :)
Sanjeet: N I looking at u and feeling ur hairs on my face..
Then..
THAD THAD..
me: wats tht?
Sanjeet: JAI HIND SAHAB, KHANA TYAAR HAI SAHAB !!
Sup, darling chalen ??
Ya aap aur rukna pasand karogi ??
me: rukna
Sanjeet: Ok sweetz..
me: thank u. its sooo sweet of u
:)
Sanjeet: Yaar khana yahin lagwado.. madam ko yahan acha lag raha hai..
JI SAHAB !!
me: :)
Sanjeet: Theek hai naa sup ??
me: aap galat kese ho skte ho
yahin lagwa do
Yahin lagwa dein ??| 10 minutes |
Sanjeet: Aur batao..
me: ar kya sar phodne ka man kr raha hn
Sanjeet: THAD THAD..
me: yes
I was so wrong regarding Army Officers, now I am sure gals don't scare of these Indian Men like me ;) Now I am feeling I wish....
I was so wrong regarding Army Officers, now I am sure gals don't scare of these Indian Men like me ;) Now I am feeling I wish....
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